cAPItaliZATiON proBlems

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A trip to the Bannaz Yoto Pebble.

Hello. Yesterday I went to the Bannanaz Yoto Pebble. In case you don't already know, I'll tell you that this famous, ten-mile-tall pebble was invented by Mr. Bannanaz Q. Yoto III to help Mola Ram preform weird ceremonies about .2 nanoseconds before Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom. This rock has been around since the year 1,000. The Bannanaz Yoto Pebble is only one day old, and has a Bannanaz Yoto Gun mounted on top. We will talk about the gun later.

Newspaper report #1

I read a newspaper once. The end.

Today's SRBJ: World record for the most swearing in a single, page-long story

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All About Annoying McTrousers

Description: Fat, stupid, has 100 heads stacked up on top of each other. his bottom head has a long orange beard and matching garden hose.
Personality: Depends on which head you are talking about!
Quote: AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! My goodness! What a face!!!

Today's SRBJ (Stupid Random Bonus Junk)
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Squeak squeak.

Galactic boating trip.

Last week I went on a boating trip around the galaxy. My first stop was Mars. I got sick from all the Mars Bars. I'd show you a photograph but I dropped the camera into a black hole. Soon I went to planet (don't even bother trying to say this.) Zkdsjfsdngjkhrdkgjfdkjjkduhfjhdjfhjk 9. I bought a toy zxx (pronounced zks.)that lights up. ThenIdidsomemorestufftheend.