Oobjiii's Bucket

cAPItaliZATiON proBlems

2009-01-05T12:42:00.000-08:00

i AM haViNG a HArD tIME tyPIng StuFf on MY COmputer BECAUSe tHe CApslOCK keY won't WORk. Also, i CAN'T Type thE NUmbeRs. i'Ve cALLEd thE PoliCE, anD the PIzZa DELIvery gUY. THEY've BOtH FAiled, buT the PLumbERs are sTILL On theIR WAy. if THEY CAn't fiX anyTHing, I woN'T know whAT to dO.

A trip to the Bannaz Yoto Pebble.

2008-09-07T18:51:00.000-07:00

Hello. Yesterday I went to the Bannanaz Yoto Pebble. In case you don't already know, I'll tell you that this famous, ten-mile-tall pebble was invented by Mr. Bannanaz Q. Yoto III to help Mola Ram preform weird ceremonies about .2 nanoseconds before Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom. This rock has been around since the year 1,000. The Bannanaz Yoto Pebble is only one day old, and has a Bannanaz Yoto Gun mounted on top. We will talk about the gun later.

Newspaper report #1

2008-08-09T18:14:00.000-07:00

I read a newspaper once. The end.

Today's SRBJ: World record for the most swearing in a single, page-long story

2008-08-09T18:05:00.000-07:00

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All About Annoying McTrousers

2008-08-08T10:59:00.000-07:00

Description: Fat, stupid, has 100 heads stacked up on top of each other. his bottom head has a long orange beard and matching garden hose.
Personality: Depends on which head you are talking about!
Quote: AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! My goodness! What a face!!!

2008-08-08T10:00:00.000-07:00

Today's SRBJ (Stupid Random Bonus Junk)
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Squeak squeak.

Galactic boating trip.

2008-07-31T12:39:00.000-07:00

Last week I went on a boating trip around the galaxy. My first stop was Mars. I got sick from all the Mars Bars. I'd show you a photograph but I dropped the camera into a black hole. Soon I went to planet (don't even bother trying to say this.) Zkdsjfsdngjkhrdkgjfdkjjkduhfjhdjfhjk 9. I bought a toy zxx (pronounced zks.)that lights up. ThenIdidsomemorestufftheend.

2008-07-30T18:37:00.000-07:00

Coming Soons!

Galactic Boating Trip
All About Annoying McTrousers
Newspaper Report #1
Worst Spelling Contest Winners
Earth's Most Boring Thingy

Lego movie!!!

2008-07-30T17:59:00.001-07:00

Goodbye! My name is Oobjiii the Dollop and this is my movie where God is building with his legos. Honk, or I'll whatzit! Lou Gehrig rated this movie PG13 because of the loud sound effects, cartoon violence, falling Martian bunnies and inside-out tape dispensers. I hope the gunfight at the end has enough quiche-flavored cheeseburgers in it!